And I'll be the first to admit it!
So with deepest apologies, here goes....
I hear on the news that there was a murder at the local fish market.
A woman killed a gentleman just for the halibut.
Turns out he was kind of hard of herring....
And on a related note, one of my favorite memories from the Dr. Demento days.....I always loved this one.....
Yep, had to do it. Y'all can hate me now or hate me later.
But just remember, when you order that pizza......
Well......
Touch of Grey will, well, touch upon the rainbow that is life. Good music, good times, and good friends combine to make all the splendid colors. Touch of Grey will celebrate this beautiful rainbow.
12 comments:
Well Durn, that was bad Sugar, btw the 280 story did happen, sometimes the funniest things happen when you don't expect them.
Anyway.... I have a really bad one liner, it is wrong in so many ways, but, well, I spit all over my monitor when I first read it. I wait and see if anyone wants to hear it. WARNING IT IS BAD!
One liners, good and bad, are always welcome here! Or on your blog! You're just lucky to have the offbeat, twisted sort of audience so many comedians DREAM about! :)
Waiting, Legion, I need to clean my screen, so I have the rag ready for the spit after I read your bad one.
Sugar, you have such a funny, funny bone.
Yeah, I guess that funny bone was largely developed by Dr. Demento back in the day. How I loved his radio show. OHMYGOD, so many funny things.
If I ever find it, I will post a song called "Transfusion". It was some twisted little ditty off a K-TEL "Looney Tunes" type album I listened to as a child, and I remember that song so well, I guess because it had to do with, well, blood.
And I guess that's why I always loved this one. Mad scientists, bowling, what's not to like?
Yep, and I still love "They're Coming to take me Away" by Napoleon IV, I believe it was.....All courtesy of Dr. Demento. And Weird Al's first hit (well, ok, it wasn't really a hit)....set to the tune of "My Sharona" called "My Bologna"....I could (AND WILL!) do a whole blog on Weird Al alone. He's quite the worthy subject.
My best friend and I just loved this one about anchovies, though....and we would go around junior high saying to each other in a low voice...."no anchovies, please". Of course, nobody got that.
Pity those poor souls who grew up without Dr. Demento....
And by the way, don't feel so sorry for the couple in the video. They had a splendid time before the tragedy, dancing at their local "dive" to "Salmon-chanted Evening"....
Ok, I warned you...
But first, lol, didn't Dr. Demento play Wet dreams in the gulf stream ?
I have never laughed so hard.... anyway... ready?
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month!
I warned ya'll don't blame me!
Aw MANNNNN, Legion!
Did ya really have to go there???
Yeesh, that WAS bad, for sure...
But I'd be lyin' if I said it didn't make me laugh.
That is, before I puked....
I warned you, but hey the joke doesn't have any cuss words in it, it just creates a image! lol
My mom told me a joke she had heard and she didn't get it.
A little boy with a firemans hat on has a rope tied to his dogs tail pulling him down the sidewalk on his skateboard, a lady see s him and say little boy? why are you doing that to your dog?
He says I'm a firemean on my way to a fire.
She says that is cruel.
He says, hell lady, I grab his cojones to turn the siren on!
Yeah yeah another bad on.
I'm going to need a new keyboard, because the chunks that came up from that vampire pun are nasty.
Legion, you did warn me, but then again, being warned sometimes isn't enough preparation for gross out puns. Keep 'em coming.
Poor little doggie.
The now defunct Nekia joke website is where I read the joke at.
Right on top of their page it said something like..
"If you are easily offended, do not read further. We make fun of everyone with no regard to race, age, sexual orientation, country of origin or political beliefs".
I wish it was still around. A true lampoon site, that didn't care who they offended.
OK, OK, this stuff is getting out of hand.
Me thinketh the gentleman doth protest too much.
C'mon Loon....you know you love it!
Post a Comment