I give to you the genius of Hugh Laurie.
I could write a book here about how brilliant this man is, but I will just let him speak for himself. And, sweet friend, this is for you (and you know who you are, dear chap, your address is number 22 ~or 86?~ tapitty-tappity-tip-tap-*SLAP*). Double entendres? Me? Why, sir, I NEVER!